Thursday, January 26, 2012

Far East Taco Grille

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07:45 - Typically, people think of food trucks as greasy taco stands roaming around. Well I found a taco truck, but it was not tipico nor greasy. The Far East Taco Grille Truck fuses elements of Asian (Korean mostly I think) and Mexican to create some pretty far out and inspired tacos.

When arriving at Far East Taco Grille, you have your pick of 1 taco for $3 or 3 tacos for $8. I suggest you opt for 3 tacos. You may not finish all three, but like me, you can save 1 for afternoon tea (Yes, I have hobbit eating habits). For starters, all of my tacos had corn tortillas, spicy mayo, onion and cilantro relish, and cheese-crema. These basics really round out the Mexican portion of the dish. The variance came from the Korean/Asian side. I ordered one Bang Tang Chicken with grill bean sprout slaw, one Spicy Flying Pig with sweet chili Romaine slaw, and one Powerful Steak with kimchi-lime slaw. The first two  were sweet with a hint of savory. The last one had me scared, and I will tell you why, Focus Foxies. My Korean War Vet Grandfather (Papa) has only shared a few things about Korea with me. The most memorable that Papa told was his hatred for kimchi because it stank to high heavan. So when the food truck man suggested the kimchi, I was terrified, but Challenge Accepted! I chowed down on the Powerful steak and kimchi-lime taco. This spicy taco came at me with a bit of a vengeance, and I must say: it was my favorite. I do not know if I will ever be a full fledged kimchi fan for life, but I do respect Far East Taco Grille for the tasty introduction.

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

State of the Union 2012

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12:00 - If you are looking for outrageous or insightful commentary on yesterday's State of the Union (SOTU), you came to the wrong blog. I do, however, have a plethora of facebook friends to whom I can refer you to that have ample amounts of opinions on the validity of the SOTU's content. You may discuss or troll with those individuals to your heart's content.  I will be giving a recount of the watch party awesomness. True Story.

The big man on the big screen!
Apparently, SOTU is a big deal in DC. So much so, we have watch parties for them as if it were the Super Bowl. We piled into a sports bar to watch President Obama on huge screens deliver is mandatory yearly speech. At Union Pub, a group of thirty played a little drinking game, and here are some of the rules. You can pick a word, such as jobs, unemployment, Iraq, Afghanistan, or Democrat/Republican, to take a drink each time it is uttered. Another approach (mine) is to drink whenever a group of politicians stands up and claps obnoxiously. If the TV station mismatches a name on the bottom of the screen with a face of a different secretary, drink (Secretary Kathleen Seblins does not look like Attorney General Eric Holder. fact).  These are pretty standardized rules that could be used for the past decade. This year yielded a few more laughing/drinking moments. Let's say the Vice President visibly silences his cell phone at the beginning of the speech; you should probably take a shot. Start the evening out right, Focus Foxies. Phrases like "Congressional insider trading," "human dignity cannot be denied," and "America is the most indispensable nation in delivering fairness" cause you take a drink due to sheer badassness. One of the rarely seen oratory tactics in a SOTU is humor, and I have to say President Obama pulled off an old school joke. If the president ever tells the nation that unnecessary regulations for dairy accidents are 'spilled milk worth crying over' with a straight face, finish your beer before you spit out all over your fellow viewers.
Free drink/cup for coming out to Union Pub!

 I must say that I may not have partaken in all of these rules, but we did have thirty people to spread the rules out. This dirty thirty did their best to take down those rules, one by one, and had an awesome time doing so. I have to say the best part of the night was a certain shout out to a little known agency for their China tires investigation. You can't beat a SOTU shout out!


Dirty Thirty of Redditor Focus Foxies made this possible

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Chick and Ruth's Delly

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12:10 - Traveling back to the quaint town of Annapolis, we visited a little fixture on Main St. with a bunch of character. Chick and Ruth's Delly has been in existence since 1965 and has been passed down a generation. This family establishment boasts of many entrees and sandwiches that bear the names of famous Marylanders, politicians, and/or locals. Even more to be proud of is their mammoth shakes featured on Man V. Food. I would have to say (on their behalf) that they would be most proud of reciting the Pledge of Allegiance every day since 1989.

Our experience in this bustling delly (not deli) was heartwarming. For starters, the near freezing conditions outside drove us in. Once inside, we grabbed hot cocoa and The St. Johnnies burger. The St. Johnnies burger consisted of a warm bun, cheese, bacon and two patties. Fun fact: The St. Johnnies burger comes with two patties because you never see a Johnnie alone. Travel in packs, they do. I hate to disappoint you, Focus Foxies; the Johnnie burger may have two patties, but the ‘Midshipmen’ has more meat on the burger. The Johnnie burger tasted great nonetheless.  The most heartwarming part of the meal was watching the owner, Ted, doing magic tricks for customers. How cool is that?

Carbo-loading before an epic Basketball game against the 'Hustlers' Focus Foxy Rob in attendance

Monday, January 23, 2012

Texans vs. Ravens Playoffs 2012

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Not photo-shopped proof of game attendance

Light Rail!
14:45 - When it comes to football, I have always been a college football fan. I believe that Houston not having a team for so long and the obnoxiousness of Cowboys fan really killed the joy out of it. Moving to DC has really changed my perspective; one, the Texans started performing better, and two, everyone has a team so games become fun! No game this season would be more amazing to me than the Houston Texans vs. Baltimore Ravens playoff game. Because guess what, Focus Foxies? I got to go see it live at M&T Bank Stadium.

Fly Over
The shenanigans started on Sunday, January 15, 2012 (stardate 65504.9) bright and early in the morning! We drove to catch the light rail into the stadium because we knew parking would be nightmare. Let me tell you, Focus Foxies, we had awesome seats! We were right on the 5 yard line on the first deck. Bonus, we were on the side with the sunshine or else we would have been freezing. So we watched the Texans do their thing. Literally, handing the game over to the Baltimore Ravens is their thing. Despite, a disappointing lose; we had a bunch of fun. I am really psyched for the next season because we will have our first string quarterback returning with a vengeance. So watch out Baltimore, Texans love bird hunting!

Texans Fan for a Day Focus Foxy Rob in attendance
Last play from the ill-fated Texans

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Zombie Horror and DC Slices

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12:05 - Close to midnight, a frightening epidemic sweeps across the bar districts of DC. Crawling all over and out of the bars are the zombie versions of your friends. You try to contain them in cabs, buses, and metro stops to no avail. They stumble around ignoring crosswalk signals on major streets, displaying all ranges of emotions without reason or recollection why, and mingling and infecting other local bar hoppers. You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it. Without the phone number to Umbrella Corporation’s customer service line or voice, how are you supposed to bring your friends back to life? No worries, Focus Foxies, help is on the way. Rolling to a curb near you is your knight in shining armor: the Food Truck. These touring culinary saviors have the cure for drunken shenanigans: food!

 Last Saturday, as we donned our classiest attire (Yes we suited up!) and tried to match our behaviors to our wardrobe, I found myself in such a zombie state. The cure for the common classy drunk munchies appeared in the form of DC Slices. They serve New York style slices, and I had to have me a pepperoni one. It was delightfully dripping in grease and covered in parmesan cheese. Even more delightful were the two guys serving the slices. Yes, their shirts say ‘He is Gay’ and ‘He is Not.’ Unneeded info, but entertaining to me nonetheless. What else could this single-minded vixen ask for that night? Chicago style pizza. Enough said.

 As a safety tip from the Focus Fox Log, if you ever find yourself in this position, go quickly to the nearest food establishment. For no drunk mortal can resist the smell of greasy food.

In attendance: Current Knight in Shining Armor and Shenanigan Financier Focus Foxy Rob and soon to be Focus Foxies of Suck it Trebek!/Redditor

Monday, January 9, 2012

Slaviya

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12:45 - The Adams Morgan neighborhood of DC boasts of an eclectic mix of restaurants, bars, and people. Behind the chaotic construction of 18th St NW lies a wonderful little Eastern European restaurant, named Slaviya. Having never been to AdMo area, I became acquainted with this establishment through Groupon. For those Focus Foxies not familiar with my couponing habits, I am obsessed with Groupon and could not pass up a deal to get in touch with my heritage. So we cabbed it to AdMo to see this Eastern European delight.
 
Little known fact about me and my skulk (group of Foxes/my family) make homemade pierogi every year around Christmas. For non-Polish Focus Foxies, these are dumplings made with cheese, sauerkraut, or potatoes. We specialize in the cheese pierogi business. Slaviya serves pierogi, potato style, except they blow ours out of the water. Their pierogi are creamy and buttery. Once dipped in sour cream, they melt in your mouth like Slavic goodness. In addition, we had the Russian cousin to the pierogi: the pelmeni. These slightly smaller than pierofi dumplings were filled with ground beef and pork. They emulated the same buttery and melty attributes of the pierogi but with their own distinctive flavors.

The entrees did not live up to the appetizers, but with pierogi that good, what can? I ordered my entree from the another side of my Slavic heritage. The Pork Prague Schnitzel over a bed of fries and grilled vegetables was tender for a schnitzel. The real star of the entree show was the Piletina. This dish consisted of chicken stuffed with grilled vegetables and served with a side of pasta. The stuffed chicken balanced the rich flavors of the chicken against the lightness of perfectly cooked vegtables. When I go back to Slaviya, I am ordering this, if I get passed the pierogi.

Overall, I would suggest Slaviya to anyone traveling up to AdMo or just looking for a Cold War adventure in the Soviet Block. I think it pretty obvious which dish I would suggest you get, but keep it fresh, Focus Foxies. I would not be surprised if they had other amazing dishes here as well.

A converted Eastern European Focus Foxy: Rob 

Thursday, January 5, 2012

Song for the Horse Nation

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12:02 - Living a few blocks from the National Mall yields many benefits: spectacular views, great kickball and picnic spots, and free museums. The most unique museum in our National Mall is the National Museum of the American Indian (NMAI), housing artifacts and histories of many American Indian communities across North and South America.  As part of the ever changing NMAI, a new exhibit, Song for the Horse Nation, caught my eye, and last Monday, we visited.   Having not learned much about American Indians outside of those who lived in Texas, I marveled at the building that was charged with holding the spirit of the American Indians as long as the moon shall rise.

Reintroduced by Columbus upon stumbling across the Americas, Horses spread throughout the two continents. Unlike their previous their previous Spanish masters, Horses found an ally in the American Indians due to the loyalty and respect shown for the Horses. Without memory of the Horses that roamed over 40 million years before, the American Indian populations did not have a name for these new partners.  Some saw them as elk-like because of their size and build, others saw them as dog-like because of their ability to carry out domestic tasks, and others saw them as a cross between the two animals. Despite lacking a name, the American Indian nations referred to the herds of Horses roaming the land as a Horse nation. A nation separate from their own and to be respected as such.  In a brief period, the Horse nation changed the lives of the American Indians by changing their hunting patterns, freeing up women's time from mundane tasks (thus elevating their rank within society), and giving them freedom to journey across the land. Together the Horse and multitude of Indian Nations galloped over the vast territories of the Americas until they were confined to reservations. While Horses were taken away from the reservations to restrict the movement and power of the American Indians, the connection between the two nations continued as long as the rivers flow.


Evidence of their once mighty alliance lies in the artwork, tremendous bridles and saddles, and legends from both American Indians and whites. We wandered around these artifacts of this seemingly bygone era in awe. The talent and passion that went into creating each piece, whether it was a horse mask or story passed down from generations ago, leaves one astounded and wanting to know more. A paticular piece drew my notice because of its uniqueness and difficulty to make; a horse mask made from a American Buffalo hide seemed both fearsome and marvelous at the same time. Having been face to face with a Buffalo, I know the power of that animal and its ability to intimidate. To be able to hunt this animal and have the skills to turn their hide into artwork takes a whole nother level of skill. Such skill could never be reproduced or recreated as long as the sun will shine.

Today, we see the proof of the American Indians' presence in the life of the Horse nation. American Indians help to breed into existance  new types/breeds of Horses. The U.S. still uses many of these breeds and are considered the most popular in our nation. While the American Quarter Horse and Appaloosa gallop across the U.S., the alliance between the American Indian and Horse nations remains alive as long as the grass shall grow.

This exhibit will remain in the NMAI until January 7th, 2013.

'Eager to learn about the world' Focus Foxies in attendance: Rob